Total Medals Earned: 1,189 (From 132 different games.) Total Medal Score: 20,980 Points
Medals Earned: 6/15 (120/405 points)
Nuke more than 20 enemies at once
Beat the game
Get a full planet
Get a multiplier on a boss
Kill 1000 enemies
Beat the game without continuing
Have an attraction beam live for 15+ seconds
Beat the game with one missile still left on the screen
Get hit after destroying exactly 30 enemies without getting hit
Get a chain of 10+
Heal an enemy ship
Have a spike at the end of the game
Beat the game using exactly 2 nukes and have ones leftover at the end
Get 5 spikes on the planet at once
Convert a boss into a spike
Medals Earned: 1/3 (10/65 points)
Get 405 score.
Get 150 score.
Get 5010 score.
Medals Earned: 2/9 (60/355 points)
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Perfect Game
Medals Earned: 2/12 (55/295 points)
Decide to play the game.
Figure out the only way to die in the game.
Visit the disco zone three times because you love to dance.
Try to bribe Big Frank too early.
Try to grab all the tables.
Collect a piece of fine carpet when your boss isn't looking.
Talk to every potential inventory item before collecting it.
Give your presentation while Gilda is topless.
Finish the game in under 2 minutes.
Medals Earned: 6/16 (125/455 points)
Choose to play this amazing game of ours that makes you feel better about the world you live in.
Discover the hidden thoughts of The Fonz.
Lose Wilson too early.
Get a hug from the ghost... and die in the process.
Catch some poop before it lands on the ocean floor.
Find a spare set of arms
Get your hands on the funniest dinosaur joke you've heard in ages.
Prove you're a genius by figuring out how to capture the crab.
Solve all of Sunburned Bob's problems.
Save the day with the power of a delicious snowcone.
Talk to at least 25 different things in the game.
Beat the entire game.
Medals Earned: 5/8 (145/395 points)
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Reload any weapon 100 times
Flip a gun 100 times
Complete all 21 Campaign stages
Equalize 500 targets
Play for 4 hours
Earn 57 expert medals
Collect every single in game achievement
Medals Earned: 7/9 (410/470 points)
Beat a level without any damage or blood on your car
Kill everyone in any level using only missiles
Escape to the big city
Kill one thousand people
Beat all levels above 80%
Get gold on all race levels
Pass a level with less then 5% health left
Earn over 100,000 dollars
Medals Earned: 2/10 (35/380 points)
Finish the letter after bumping into every girl.
Interrupt at least 10 conversations.
Finish the letter without more than 3 students ever seeing you at once.
Finish the letter in less than 90 seconds.
Find the kitty.
Read for at least 45 seconds without stopping.
Finish the letter without touching any students or walls.
Finish the letter with less than 5 seconds left.
Walk for at least 60 seconds without stopping.
Let the clock run out without reading the letter at all.
Medals Earned: 14/16 (420/495 points)
Make a nasty sandwich.
Get Johnny's cafe order from the movie.
Best your friend.
Read EVERYTHING.
Smash EVERYTHING.
It's a bitch.
Push the hardest.
Make it rain!
Win the race.
Find it.
Take down Chris R in three rounds.
Catch the ball every time.
Activate it.
See everything you shouldn't see.
Record EVERYTHING (and listen).
Make a perfect pass every time.
Medals Earned: 3/5 (20/35 points)
Kill for the gun
Ask for the gun
Win the game
Don't deploy your parachute
Win the shootout level